stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

padfoots-plight:

ok so sirius would have been forced into learning french b/c his mom, and remus would just teach it to himself because. he’s remus. but they’d always talk to each other in french and just change languages mid-convo (esp discussing stuff like moony’s lycanthropy) and everyone around them would be so confused and they loved it ngl

remusqueer:

if you don’t think that Sirius Black got brilliant marks on his OWLs because he studied with Remus who took off a piece of clothing every time Sirius got 10 questions right then you’re wrong

leirion-kai-elaphos:

Okay can we appreciate this quote about James and Sirius:

"They seemed to be in their late teens. The one who had been driving had long black hair; his insolent good looks reminded Fisher unpleasantly of his daughter’s guitar playing, layabout boyfriend. The second boy also had black hair, though his was short and stuck up in all directions; he wore glasses and a broad grin. Both were dressed in T-shirts emblazoned with a large golden bird; the emblem, no doubt, of some deafening, tuneless rock band.”

I think it’s safe to assume that the large golden bird was a phoenix, for the Order

but it’s highly doubtful that it was Dumbledore who thought “yes okay let me make t-shirts for my top-secret rebellion group”

so it’s a fair bet that James and/or Sirius made Order of the Phoenix t-shirts themselves and went around wearing them. 

Maybe they’d just come from their first Order meeting and were pumped up and thrilled to be a part of the anti-Voldemort organisation, and they’d had a few drinks and Transfigured the shirts they were wearing

Or perhaps moral was low and people were disappearing and all seemed hopeless, and during the next Order meeting James and Sirius burst in, carrying piles of shirts with an obnoxiously large, golden phoenix emblazoned on it, and start handing them out, and its so stupid and silly but it gets people to smile and laugh and Lily and Remus shake their heads but wear their shirts anyway

Stupid perfect little shits

kittykitpanda:

Lily Evans shamelessly flirting with an uncomfortable Remus Lupin in order to upset James Potter.

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

marauders4evr:

Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. 

marauders4evr:

Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed. 

isaacswolves:

it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter

its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion

primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart

#hp
sorenphelps:

sketches from my notes

sorenphelps:

sketches from my notes

littlestarkbird:

Okay but remember when I talked about drawing a pre-hogwarts little James Potter with a grimy dirty face and stains all over his clothes and grass in his hair from mucking about outside and with his front tooth missing but brightly grinning in a slightly guilty way (at his mum)

What if he was also wearing a too-big red cape around his shoulders and clutching a little plastic sword in his hands because he was playing at being Godric Gryffindor and running around fighting imaginary adversaries and yelling things like “Where dwell the brave at heart!” and “You are going down, Sir!” in his little voice and I just sakhfkhasf

James as a little boy

Your Harry Potter Experience in one word.

#hp
dorri:

James Potter, stop showing off!!

dorri:

James Potter, stop showing off!!

ginevvra asked: "HARRY CLINGING TO LILY 24/7 CLINGING TO HER LEG WHILE SHE BAKES IN THE KITCHEN CLINGING TO HER DRESS WHILE SHE SHOPS SUCH A MUMMY'S BOY I CANT STAND IT"

snapslikethis:

prongsmydeer:

HARRY TUGGING ON HIS MUM’S HAIR TO GET HER ATTENTION BECAUSE HE LIKES IT WHEN SHE LOOKS AT HIM

HARRY MAKING A PICTURE OF HER THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE A CAT IN A WIG THAN HER FACE BUT LILY PUTTING IT UP ON THE WALL ANYWAY 

HARRY UNASHAMEDLY HUGGING LILY TIGHTLY ON HIS FIRST DAY OF PRIMARY SCHOOL BECAUSE HE MAY BE A BIG BOY BUT EVEN BIG BOYS CAN MISS THEIR MUMS

HARRY BRINGING LILY FLOWERS FROM THEIR GARDEN THAT ARE REALLY WEEDS EVERY DAY AND EVEN WHEN HE FIGURES IT OUT HE STILL KEEPS DOING IT UNTIL THE DAY HE MOVES OUT

LITTLE HARRY POTTER ASKING HIS MUMMY TO LEAN DOWN TO HIS HEIGHT AND WHEN SHE DOES HE KISSES HER ON THE NOSE AND GOES GIGGLING OFF TO HIS DADDY

you two wives need to sit your asses down in your respective corners and fucking stop or i want a divorce(s)

HOW DARE YOU

whale noises

seraphica:

Harry Potter Tribute Exhibition [x]

#hp
thewicked-eternity